i've got a perfect body. . .
and ask me where i'm going with that (Pam). is it a comedic bone i'm flexing or the long awaited jolt of self-esteem i've been waiting for or maybe i'm going insane! maybe its ALL THREE. . .well anyways. . .

i didnt go to Schlitterbahn as planned on Monday. i was super sad about that but life must go on!! i had to do stuff to keep my mind busy or i would be MISERABLE all day! i spent yet another day at the mall but this time with my sister and her famille. i ended up seeing ANOTHER pair of shoes that i would LOVE to get! i'm still working on the DOUGANs so i'm gonna calm down on the shoe obsession!! but baby, you're next (esp once i find out what you're name is!!!! hehe)

so last night, my bro and i went to open mic night at the laff stop. OMG that shiet was freaking HILARIOUS!! i was busting my gut listening to these guys do their bits. we walked in on some guy who looked like some random person who went up there. he was hilarious! i wish i knew his name. i swear, it looked like some random indian college student who just thought he was funny. . kinda reminded me of my days back at UT. there was also one guy that was SUPER HOT! OMG he was GORGEOUS! it was cool since they were just walking around like normal people so you could be like INCHES away from them. he apparently knew a lot of people. who knows! oddly enough, i found the black comics extremely funny! some of them were more CRUDE then funny but the majority were funny. for some reason, there's something about sex that brings universal humor. it just depends on the delivery and the diction apparently whether you'll enjoy it or not. there was a comic by the name Lil Bro (my assumption on the spelling there) funny dude! so two things have come out of that experience: 1. my brother and i are planning to frequent the open mic night. granted its kinda far driving out to river oaks but its a good time! we just need to get out there early so we can sit our asses down and laugh them off! its cool because its free and there's no pressure to drink! who could ask for more?? and 2. maybe eventually in time, i'll get enough courage to go up there and be funny! i figure i've got some funny shiet up my sleeve. im sure 5 years in college, one year down in teaching and being single and asian all have some humorous possibilities! i'll just have to come up with something! it'll be worth going!

which reminds me, i still wanna go karaoke. apparently im doing all these things one at a time. slowly but surely i'll accomplish everything i wanna try doing. i was thinking about regrets after i read D's blog. i honestly can say, as i told him earlier, that i've kinda gotten over the whole regret thing. its just one thing that i dont do. i use to regret relationships and things that happened but honestly i've learned TONS of things! i mean, to say i havent would be a HUGE lie so im not gonna start! i think the one thing i can generalize to regretting is not trying things sometimes. just taking the chance. . .ya know, like hitting on some random guy because like everyone says, whats the worst thing that can happen? (lemme just say that in MY mind, TONS can happen! none of them look fun for me!) i mean, cmon, i've sung on stage in front of more than 250 people yet i've never karaoked in front of more than 10. its weird but it happens. . .

there's something else that i've been meaning to blog about but i cant remember! i know for sure one thing that i'm super excited about (here's my indirect admission to tv addiction), Sex and the City is coming to non-cable. YES!! 7 days a week! its gonna be awesome. i cant wait. i've seen a couple of seasons and episodes here and there. ironically in college, my roommates said i was like Carrie (which i agree with since i can, from time to time, give some AWESOME advice). im excited! more tv to overload my slowly becoming mush brain! yeah!!

oh yeah, im starting to hate this "almost" rain. its like "almost" having an orgasm. you're soo excited about the possibility of it happening and you're almost there but it never comes. dammit! rain already!! almost doesn't count. EVER!

well thats it! good day people!