caring by nature, hater by trade
so im not totally okay. . . im not gonna even try to freakin conceal my feelings outside of avoiding cuss words! im freakin hate jerky guys. . .dont expect me to be nice to you if i dont know you! if you're a jerk to me, i'll DEFINTELY be a bitch to you! i have no reservations towards doing so at all! if anything, im slightly in a MAN-HATING phase again. . so if you're a man (meanin IFyou got a PENIS) most likely, im gonna hate ya! (unless i love ya cuz you're too f*cking awesome for words, you know who you are!) i just hate jerks! dont try to keep ME in check cuz i dont give a flying F*CK who you are. . so dont you dare try to explain your executive law cuz im not gonna care!! LA LA LA!! im too f*ckin old for that crap! I DONT CARE!!! so kieep your SH*T to yourself cuz i'd care less what the F*CK you wanna say!!

i realize though tonite i am a caring person. . i took care of some drunk people that i didnt even know tonite. . .its some F*CKED up sh*T i'll tell ya but you know what? when you've been around this long, you gotta show ppl what to do when they're about to get in deep SHI*T. pass down the knowledge that i've learn during my tenure at UT =) im not THAT kind of hater!

just remember:
I HATE GUYS!!
I TAKE CARE OF DRUNKS!
LOVE ME AND I' LL LOVE YOU BACK!
F*CK with ME and you're SCREWED!! =D