Sunday, April 18, 2004

Where BIGGER is BETTER
so i subscribe to this magazine called The Week and bascially it summarizes and highlights the week's news. Its kinda cool because i get it all, from national, international, entertainment, science and business news all in one. so i always enjoy reading the summaries under the Health & Science section since im gonna be a science teacher and all so i wanted ot highlight this weeks article. i think im just gonna type out the text of the summary for all of those who say "size doesnt matter!" hehehe

Where bigger is better
A study of mammal penises around the world has confirmed that size DOES matter-but so does location. Researchers at the Freshwater Instintute in Winnipeg, Canada, collected data on the size of the penis bone, or baculum, in 122 carnivorous mammal species. They found that animals who lived closer to the North or South Pole benfitted more form a generous endowment-relative to body size-than species in more hospitable climates. THe explanation may lie in differnt mating styles fostered by different climates, say researchers. Elephant seals, for instance, who live at lower, warmer latituedes, stay in large colonies and have to fight for a mate-making body size more important than penis size. But Artic-dwelling walruses live cold, sparsely populated areas and dont have many sexual encounters, so body size doesn't matter as much. BUt a long penis does, since it can deposit semen closer to the egg. So over time, natural selection favored walruses with large penises-which could explain why they have bacula up to 2 feet long, one of the largest of any mammal.

So my question is, if you were looking for well endowed men, would it be best to go find men who live in remote cold regions of the world? it seems then it would fit the qualities of being a well endowed mammal! put you where there arent a lot of people so gettin laid is rare and big willie is necessary to pass your little soldiers along! makes ya think, doesnt it?

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