Here's an interesting theory...
Men's proof that girls are evil:

First, we state that girls require time and money

girls = time x money

And we all know that time is money:

time = money

Therefore,

girls = money x money = money2

And because money is the root of all evil:

money = ¡Ìevil

Therefore,

girls = (¡Ìevil)2

And so we are forced to conclude that

girls = evil



Girls' proof that men are worse than girls:

First, we state that men need time, money, girls, and sex.

men = time x money x girls x sex

And as we all know, time is money:

time = money

Therefore,

men = money x money x girls x sex

And we all know that men want as many girls as possible because they

want to have sex as much as they can. For them,

girls = sex

As for men's proof that girls are evil,

girls = evil

We then say,

evil = sex

Therefore,

men = money x money x evil x evil

= money2 x evil2

And because money is the root of all evil

money = ¡Ìevil

Therefore,

money2 = evil

Then,

men = evil x evil2

= evil3



Men's proof: girls = evil

Girls' proof: men = evil3 ¨¤ Men are worse than evil

SO, we are forced to conclude that men are worse than girls